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Simon
Simon Peter ("call me Rocky") hopes to make his stay on the Ark a fun time for everyone. Very much one of the guys, expect Simon Peter to get his hands dirty and his foot lodged firmly in his mouth. Never afraid to let piddling things like embarrassment get in his way, Simon Peter will no doubt speak exactly what's on his mind. Will that endear him to the other Arkmates? Stay tuned and find out.
Looking for news stories about Simon Peter in the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow Simon's diary during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire he completed before going up the gangplank. Also here is his original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where he plays a role of universal primacy.

Post-plank interview with Simon Peter
Post-plank interview with Simon Peter
Simon became the sixth arkmate to walk the plank, after a tearful farewell on the Dove Pad. Rosie Telford, who played him, talks about her time onboard. >>>
Simon Peter unmasked as a woman!
Simon Peter unmasked as a woman!
Large stones make the biggest splash of all – as the apostle Simon Peter found out tonight. We now reveal he was played by Rosie Telford. >>>
Simon Peter sees ghostly angel
Simon Peter sees ghostly angel
Simon Peter today confused and shocked the arkmates with his strange behaviour, as he claimed to be followed around by an angel only he could see. >>>
Ark apostles for the plank
Ark apostles for the plank
Simon Peter and Paul are both up for the plank, as the votes of their arkmates propelled them to the possibility of getting wet and salty. >>>
Simon loses his sea legs
Simon loses his sea legs
Simon Peter, in a truly uncharacteristic turn of events, found himself ready to talk to God on the great white telephone last night. >>>
Divine service stirs up gender war
Divine service stirs up gender war
Today's divine service stirred up friction between the sexes, as Simon Peter and Paul do a Beavis and Butthead act on... well... read on. >>>
Simon asks: is God a fan of irony?
Simon asks: is God a fan of irony?
After a chance comment from John, Simon Peter's recent bout of self-doubt prompts him to take his problems to the Crow's Nest. >>>
Hit me baby (one more time)
Hit me baby (one more time)
Tonight's nominations for the plank brought relief to some and dismay to others, as Eve and Simon Peter were nominated. >>>
Simon Peter on the rocks
Simon Peter on the rocks
The revelation that he is one of the first potential plank walkers has knocked Simon Peter for six. Job is also facing the public's vote. >>>
Simon preaches, Job prays...
Simon preaches, Job prays...
After a delayed start due to rowdy Bible characters, Sunday night's divine service including preaching, hair washing and a walk round the ship. >>>
Esther gives Simon a break
Esther gives Simon a break
God took a hand in the deadlock between Simon Peter and Esther last night, as the Almighty gave Peter a good old ear-bashing about his sexist behaviour. >>>
Simon P. figures out who's on the Ark
Simon P. figures out who's on the Ark
Simon Peter revealed in his journal today that he's only just figured out that Jonah isn't actually on the Ark. >>>
Let's do church (and not kill each other, OK?)
Let's do church (and not kill each other, OK?)
The flying dove brought a new message to the Ark today – three of them are to run a service on Sunday, including Esther and Simon, who are currently at daggers drawn. >>>
Paul and Simon Peter face off
Paul and Simon Peter face off
From Day 1 on the Ark our two New Testament theological giants took an immediate dislike to one another. "Man, Paul is driving me mad already... does he ever shut up??" asked Peter. >>>
 
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