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  Simon | Questionnaire
Simon
If the Ark runs out of food, the animals will be praising the Lord that Simon Peter is onboard. Keen as ever on fishing, Peter's hidden a rod and line among his luggage plus a portable barbecue. Read on for more revelations in his Ark questionnaire.
Full name:
Simon bar-Jonas.

Like to be known as:
Peter.

Age:
28.

What are three essential aspects of your perfect day?
A nice bit of fishing with a big catch, dinner with the Lord and a game of footy.

What are your favorite topics of conversation?
How cool it is to be a mate of Jesus, who's the best footballer/fisherman/disciple, lovely ladies.

What books would you bring into the Ark?
"Treasure Island", "Lord of the Rings" and "Fly Fishing" by JR Hartley.

How about music?
"Yellow Submarine", "My Way" and "Wonderwall".

What extra items are you trying to smuggle into your Ark suitcase?
Rod and line, swimming trunks, portable barbecue.

What are your best qualities?
Loyalty, enthusiasm, down-to-earth accessibility.

And your worst habits?
Overreacting, chickening out under pressure, getting into arguments.

List your favorite books in the Bible.
I'm quite chuffed about my letters getting in. The Gospels, of course, and Joshua – it's full of action.

Share with us your top tips for living.
Don't hold back from living like you mean it, never desert your friends, learn to swim.

And finally – which do you prefer: cats or dogs?
Dogs – they're unconditional and full of energy.

 
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