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Samson
Muscular, bombastic, hirsute and not overly bright, Samson's already the firm favourite of many of the ladies here at the Ark Office, but still manages to be a Man's Man – he's looking forward to bonding with John the Baptist and Simon Peter already. Will Samson be the Ark's Hair Apparent or will he be an also-ran? Only time and the internet will tell.
Looking for news stories about Samson's exploits on the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow Samson's diary during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire he bravely tackled before collapsing the gangplank. Also here is his original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where he plays a mighty role.

Samson walks the plank!
Samson walks the plank!
Even biblical strongman Samson couldn't overcome the popular vote tonight when he was told to walk the plank by Ark viewers worldwide. >>>
Plank nominations: another four-way tie!
Plank nominations: another four-way tie!
Once again the arkmates have nominated no less than four people to go forward for the public vote, to see who's going to walk the plank. >>>
Neb planked, narrowly avoids hairy situation
Neb planked, narrowly avoids hairy situation
Before walking the plank, Neb was confronted by an angry and jealous Samson, with just one thing on his mind: Neb's romantic supper with Martha. >>>
Neb dates Martha, Samson Neb dates Martha, Samson "not happy"
Neb claimed his prize for winning the Ark's chat-up line contest, but instead of dating Esther, he sat down to a romantic, candlelit supper with Martha. >>>
Samson and Martha ponder love affair
Samson and Martha ponder love affair
After Martha's startling confession in Sunday's service, she and Samson went to the crow's nest for an intimate tete-a-tete. >>>
Moses and Samson: for the plank?
Moses and Samson: for the plank?
The Ark's third round of nominations brought surprises, as Samson and Moses found themselves on the edge of getting very damp. >>>
Samson: a naughty boy, or what?
Samson: a naughty boy, or what?
Interrupting Samson as he gave one last sensual foot massage to Eve by the Ark pool, God called him to the crow's nest for a divine tete-a-tete. >>>
Samson's rebound with Eve
Samson's rebound with Eve
Samson got tangled in a web of intrigue today, when Eve asked him for a foot massage, just one day after being turned down by Martha. >>>
Samson gets an answer
Samson gets an answer
In an emotive conversation in the Study, Martha revealed to Samson her decision, after his proposal of marriage several days ago. >>>
Samson and Martha go a-courting
Samson and Martha go a-courting
Samson and Martha continued getting to know each other a bit better yesterday, as love bloomed on the Ark. "Pass me a bucket," says Neb. >>>
Samson pops the question
Samson pops the question
While the eyes of the world were on the nominations in the Crow's Nest, Samson took the opportunity to pop the question. >>>
Samson spaces out
Samson spaces out
Joseph may have gone, but he's left his mark on our floating home-from-home. Witness Samson's recent diary entry. >>>
Samson a team player
Samson a team player
Samson took over duties as team leader and quizmaster yesterday, as he tried to organise the Ark's first competition. >>>
 
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