Samson and Martha continued getting to know each other a bit better yesterday, as love bloomed on the Ark. Sitting together, going for walks together, asking deep and personal questions ("what's your favourite colour?"), they began their hesitant yet inexorable movement towards tying the knot.
Opinions of the lovers vary. While many of the arkmates are happy for them, Neb was typically direct in his assessment of the situation: "Pass me a bucket."
Samson's romantic exploits haven't endeared him to his more laddish arkmate Simon, who, in his diary, writes that Sam is "an utter wuss! Those muscles might look impressive, but they're just for show he's got the heart of a fluffy bunny rabbit underneath."