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Paul
Paul reckons that 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark should be no problem – it'll be just like prison. Only with better mod cons. And animals. Paul's no stranger to a sea voyage – he's travelled all over the world. He's been shipwrecked three times. He's gone adrift. He's faced pirates. He's – um, well, let's just hope that this voyage works out a little better for our very own Biblical Danger Boy this time round.
Looking for news stories about Paul's mission onboard the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow Paul's epistles during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire he dictated before ascending the gangplank. Also here is his original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where he plays a strategic role.

Paul walks the plank and is unmasked
Paul walks the plank and is unmasked
After 39 days onboard, Paul became the 10th Bible hero to walk the plank. We now unmask him as Kit Carlson, Episcopalian priest from Maryland. >>>
Paul's revelations in final interview
Paul's revelations in final interview
Read the text of Paul's stunning interview with Gabe, moments before he walked the plank, wher he speaks of John's poem, Esther's wet dress and duct tape. >>>
"John is gay" shock claim from Paul
Last night, in his final interview on board the Ark before walking the plank, Paul revealed to Gabe that he thinks John the Baptist is gay. >>>
Paul: swings when he's winning?
Paul: swings when he's winning?
Paul's letter-writing talents are undoubted, but since entering the Ark, the edgy evangelist has also become a bit of a dab hand at crooning. >>>
Plank threesome: Jezebel, Martha or Paul?
Plank threesome: Jezebel, Martha or Paul?
Three arkmates face the spectre of the plank tonight: Paul, Jezebel and Martha. Paul is philosophical: "That which does not plank us makes us stronger." >>>
Paul completes Third Epistle to the Corinthians
Paul completes Third Epistle to the Corinthians
Paul, aware that he may be forced to leave the Ark at any time, has now brought his Third Epistle to the Corinthians to a close. >>>
Plank nominations: another four-way tie!
Plank nominations: another four-way tie!
Once again the arkmates have nominated no less than four people to go forward for the public vote, to see who's going to walk the plank. >>>
Ark apostles for the plank
Ark apostles for the plank
Simon Peter and Paul are both up for the plank, as the votes of their arkmates propelled them to the possibility of getting wet and salty. >>>
Divine service stirs up gender war
Divine service stirs up gender war
Today's divine service stirred up friction between the sexes, as Simon Peter and Paul do a Beavis and Butthead act on... well... read on. >>>
Paul volunteers for the plank
Paul volunteers for the plank
In the crow's nest on Sunday, Paul revealed that he'd rather volunteer to walk the plank than see another of the arkmates go. >>>
Paul admits to having fun
Paul admits to having fun
Paul is facing a new challenge, as he finally admits that some of his recent inappropriate behaviour onboard the Ark has been... er... fun. >>>
God in New Testament kind of mood
God in New Testament kind of mood
Paul paid a visit to the crow's nest tonight to ask God a question that's been plaguing him for ages. Is the Ark "a mission field?" the apostle asked. >>>
Paul's third letter to the Corinthians (cont.)
Paul's third letter to the Corinthians (cont.)
Paul's epistle to the Corinthians from here on the Ark continues with a frank summary of Paul's feelings about the journey so far. >>>
Paul's heavenly heart-to-heart
Paul's heavenly heart-to-heart
Paul took his first trip to the Crow's Nest yesterday and confided in God about his stormy relationship with Peter... and his feelings for Esther. >>>
New epistle from love-sick apostle
New epistle from love-sick apostle
Paul has been taking time out to pen a new epistle to the wayward Corinthians, but is distracted by thoughts of "that vixen Esther". >>>
Paul and Simon Peter face off
Paul and Simon Peter face off
From Day 1 on the Ark our two New Testament theological giants took an immediate dislike to one another. "Man, Paul is driving me mad already... does he ever shut up??" asked Peter. >>>
 
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