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Jezebel
The Bible's original bad girl, Jezebel isn't the type to suffer fools gladly. She's just happy to make them suffer. As she told us, "I'm witty, stunning (so my subjects tell me), and I can mix a martini while sentencing one of those annoying religious anklebiters to death without batting an eye." So how's she going to get on with some of the more pious Arkmates? Will they – or she – survive the encounter?
Looking for news stories about Jezebel's sojourn on the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow her diary during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire she filled in before turning up one one of the sunloungers. Also here is her original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where she plays a starring role.

Jezebel walks the plank!
Jezebel walks the plank!
Tonight, Jezebel became the 8th Bible legend to walk the plank – and we can now reveal that she was played by youth worker Rachel Dodd. >>>
Plank threesome: Jezebel, Martha or Paul?
Plank threesome: Jezebel, Martha or Paul?
Three arkmates face the spectre of the plank tonight: Paul, Jezebel and Martha. Paul is philosophical: "That which does not plank us makes us stronger." >>>
Girl time
Girl time
While the men grappled with a dove-borne problem, Esther, Mary, Martha and Jezebel got together for some "quality girl time". >>>
Crow's Nest strains under attractive load
Crow's Nest strains under attractive load
Esther and Jezebel shared a Crow's Nest today, as they revealed to the Almighty their opinions of the Ark's men. >>>
Neb and Jez in celebrity God-off!
Neb and Jez in celebrity God-off!
Annoyed at Jezebel's flouting of the arkmate's service, God sent the Ark Angel Gabriel down to set things straight. >>>
Is there a Canaanite Deity in the toilet?
Is there a Canaanite Deity in the toilet?
John was convinced something divine was in the loo last night. "I can hear noises from in here," he said. "Strange noises." >>>
Divine service threat by Canaanite queen
Divine service threat by Canaanite queen
The Ark's divine service tomorrow may come under fire from our two resident heathens, if a plot between Jezebel and Neb comes to fruition. >>>
The 13th Arkmate is... Jezebel!
The 13th Arkmate is... Jezebel!
Jezebel, the colourful wife of King Ahab of Israel, was voted into the Ark tonight with a convincing win of 59 per cent in an audience poll. >>>
Love is in the air
Love is in the air
Jezebel appeared on the Ark this evening in a provocative and revealing little number, setting pulses racing. >>>
 
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