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Esther
Possibly the prettiest Arkmate, Esther's got a healthy love of nature and is keen to figure out exactly how Noah and Co., the previous owners of the Ark, kept all the creepy-crawly things in one place. She's committed to entertainment. Well, with her outranking King Neb, warding off Samson's proposals, probing Eve for the real story, and avoiding Martha's orders to clean the animals' stalls, she might just do that.
Looking for news stories about Esther's escapades in the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow Esther's diary during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire she filled out before going up the gangplank. Also here is her original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where she plays a starring role.

Esther takes final dive from Ark's plank
Esther takes final dive from Ark's plank
Onboard for all 40 days, she came so close to winning... but Esther became the 11th arkmate to walk the plank. We reveal her as Sarah from San Diego. >>>
Esther and John: budding romance?
Esther and John: budding romance?
The relationship between Esther and John took a new twist when John revealed a dream to make Freud blush, and Esther offered lessons in kissing. >>>
Plank nominations: another four-way tie!
Plank nominations: another four-way tie!
Once again the arkmates have nominated no less than four people to go forward for the public vote, to see who's going to walk the plank. >>>
Maggie and Esther face the briny deep
Maggie and Esther face the briny deep
The latest nominations brought shocks for some, as Esther and Maggie face the possibility of getting very wet indeed for a second time. >>>
Esther: Esther: "I've had enough!"
Sunday's divine service fiasco proved the last straw for Esther, after having patiently endured a whole string of indignities on the Ark. >>>
Esther: Esther: "I'm not just here for laughs"
In her diary, Esther makes a bold statement of why she's here: "I may love to have fun and throw a little party, but that is not the extent of who I am." >>>
Crow's Nest strains under attractive load
Crow's Nest strains under attractive load
Esther and Jezebel shared a Crow's Nest today, as they revealed to the Almighty their opinions of the Ark's men. >>>
Esther gives Simon a break
Esther gives Simon a break
God took a hand in the deadlock between Simon Peter and Esther last night, as the Almighty gave Peter a good old ear-bashing about his sexist behaviour. >>>
Girl time
Girl time
While the men grappled with a dove-borne problem, Esther, Mary, Martha and Jezebel got together for some "quality girl time". >>>
Let's do church (and not kill each other, OK?)
Let's do church (and not kill each other, OK?)
The flying dove brought a new message to the Ark today – three of them are to run a service on Sunday, including Esther and Simon, who are currently at daggers drawn. >>>
New epistle from love-sick apostle
New epistle from love-sick apostle
Paul has been taking time out to pen a new epistle to the wayward Corinthians, but is distracted by thoughts of "that vixen Esther". >>>
God bored, Simon frisky, Esther annoyed...
God bored, Simon frisky, Esther annoyed...
Yesterday, it was Esther's turn in the Crow's nest, but it didn't go all that well. And after that, there was Simon Peter and his fishy hands. >>>
 
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