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anambassador (http://)

Hi Pete. Talking about excitement, this could be a prophetic idea to help liven things up for you all. Take two planks of wood, there must be some lying about somewhere, but don't take any from below the waterline. Then tie one end of a long piece of rope to the back of the ark. If Noah built the ark as a pushme-pullyou type, identical at both ends, tie the rope to the end that's got the wake coming from it. Then tie the two planks of wood to your feet and, grabbing hold of the other end of the rope, just jump overboard like you did when JC told you to. Get the engineers to stoke up the boilers, hoist the mainsail, get rowing or whatever they need to do to get the Ark moving. As the rope becomes taught, keep hold and lean back. After you've got the hang of it you can try it out on the elephants. Now all you've got to do is think of a name to call this new sport.

15/05/03 5:53 pm

bob (http://)

I'm hoping the excitement will be coming from you Peter! Don't let us down :) p.s. keep trying with the ladeez ;)

15/05/03 4:19 pm

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