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Eve
The Ark's Antediluvian Angel, Eve hopes to bring a fair amount of naked elemental passion into the Ark's line-up. An unashamed Earth Mother (or maybe the unashamed Earth Mother), Eve anticipates swapping back-rubbing techniques with Mary Magdalene, and crossing swords with Paul over the role of women and whether fig leaves are really appropriate dress in a public (watch that spelling! - Ed.) Ark.
Looking for news stories all about Eve and the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow Eve's diary during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire she filled out before going up the gangplank. Also here is her original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where she plays a starring role.

Post-plank interview with Eve
Post-plank interview with Eve
After a final flutter of those famous fig-leaves on the Ark's plank, Eve hastened into Ark Chat for her post-plank interview. >>>
Simon Peter stays while Eve walks the plank!
Simon Peter stays while Eve walks the plank!
After the Ark's second walking the plank ceremony, the fig leaves have fallen from Eve – to reveal Maria Vassallo, a psychiatrist from Oxford. >>>
Samson's rebound with Eve
Samson's rebound with Eve
Samson got tangled in a web of intrigue today, when Eve asked him for a foot massage, just one day after being turned down by Martha. >>>
Eve's birthday party (no apples, please)
Eve's birthday party (no apples, please)
Eve's birthday was celebrated in fine style with a divine and wholly disembodied rendition of "Happy Birthday". >>>
Hit me baby (one more time)
Hit me baby (one more time)
Tonight's nominations for the plank brought relief to some and dismay to others, as Eve and Simon Peter were nominated. >>>
Dramatic healing releases Eve!
Dramatic healing releases Eve!
Eve became immobilised for several minutes yesterday on the main deck, but with some fervent prayer and laying on of hands by Mary, Samson and John, she was dramatically healed. >>>
Eve sets hearts racing
Eve sets hearts racing
True to expectations, Eve's brief fig leaves on the opening day of the Ark's voyage drew eyes and caused hearts to flutter. It was no surprise when Samson was attracted to her... but Paul? >>>
 
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