One of the superstars of the Bible, how is Moses going to adjust to being in a confined space alongside several other stellar egos? Judging by his answers to the pre-launch Ark questionnaire, he's going to be taking no hostages.
Full name: Moses.
Like to be known as: Moses.
Age: Ancient.
What are three essential aspects of your perfect day?
No sand; no manna; no quails.
What are your favorite topics of conversation?
The finer points of that great work, "The Law of Moses"; natural alternatives to chemical warfare; 101 ways to cook a desert ration pack.
What books would you bring into the Ark?
"7 Habits of Highly Effective Leaders"; "Quail Soup for the Soul"; "The
Lonely Planet Guide to Mt Ararat".
How about music?
"God said to Noah to build him an arky arky..."; "One More Step Along the Road I
Go..."; "Shine Moses Shine" (well... not quite the right words, is it?).
What extra items are you trying to smuggle into your Ark suitcase?
Good pair of shoes; staff (never leave home without it); pet frog.
What are your best qualities?
Natural leader; wise old sage; and I like my pet frog.
And your worst habits?
Try to run everything myself; outshining everyone at a party; walking too fast.
List your favorite books in the Bible.
There are only five. Quite like Exodus myself, though.
Share with us your top tips for living.
Follow the leader.
And finally – which do you prefer: cats or dogs?
Either in moderation; neither in quantity!
