Obsessed with St Paul, or what? Eve took some time out from gardening to tackle the Ark questionnaire and fill us in on cookery, lipstick and her favourite four-legged creatures. And St Paul.
Like to be known as:
Eve (that's easy, isn't it?).
21. And a bit. That's a very personal question, you know?
What are three essential aspects of your perfect day?
Adam; the rest of the family in harmony for once; being back in Paradise.
What are your favorite topics of conversation?
Sex, food, gossip.
What books would you bring into the Ark?
I never really got the hang of that reading lark. They didn't have schools, you know, in Eden. I wouldn't say I had a deprived childhood, but in a way I was deprived of a childhood. I didn't have a proper mum and dad either... sorry, where was I? Oh, right: books. Hmm. "Lion taming for Beginners" might come in handy I guess. Not for me, but I should imagine some of the early Christian saints might be quite uncomfortable around big cats. Also, I am a pretty good cook, but I still think quite highly of that "Delia Smith's Cookery Course". I guess the food could get quite monotonous all cooped up in here and no fresh ingredients. Oh, and a copy of "Lady Chatterley's Lover". To lend to Paul, it might offer him an interesting new perspective on life.
How about music?
I always liked that "Morning Has Broken" song. I know it's not very fashionable now, but I don't care. "Shackles" by Mary Mary it's very good for dancing to and we are going to need a bit of exercise in here from time to time. "I Feel Love", by Donna Summer. To play to Paul. I think it would be wonderful if we could use this time together communally to enlarge our cultural horizons.
What extra items are you trying to smuggle into your Ark suitcase?
Spare fig leaves; red lipstick; my fave LK Bennett sparkly sandals.
What are your best qualities?
I am beautiful, and kind hearted, and... ummm... articulate...
And your worst habits?
Manipulating Adam so I get my own way; I'm not hugely domesticated; I have this dreadful urge to tease Paul.
List your favorite books in the Bible.
Bible? What's that?
Share with us your top tips for living.
Follow your dream; take that risk; enjoy the precious life you have.
And finally which do you prefer: cats or dogs?
Hmmm, cats I think intelligent, independent and graceful.