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Neb
Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, is a man who knows what he wants and knows how to get it. Neb anticipates staying on the Ark right to the end. In fact, he doesn't appear to have fully understood the concept of "competition", expecting to simply be handed the crown at the end. Will Neb get the prize without a fight? We're not betting on it.
Looking for news stories about Neb's royal progress on the Ark? Click the headlines below. Meanwhile, follow Neb's diary during the voyage, post some fan mail and look at the questionnaire he deigned to complete before processing up the gangplank. Also here is his original story from the Good Book, plus the books etc. where he plays an exalted role.

Neb planked, narrowly avoids hairy situation
Neb planked, narrowly avoids hairy situation
Before walking the plank, Neb was confronted by an angry and jealous Samson, with just one thing on his mind: Neb's romantic supper with Martha. >>>
Post-plank interview with Neb
Post-plank interview with Neb
Neb, one of the two "pagans" onboard the Ark, was fourth to walk the plank. Peter Ould, who played the Old Testament emperor, talks about the role. >>>
Day 24: Neb walks the plank!
Day 24: Neb walks the plank!
He may have conquered half the known world and have enough concubines to fill several football stadiums – but Nebuchadnezzar has walked the plank. >>>
Neb dates Martha, Samson Neb dates Martha, Samson "not happy"
Neb claimed his prize for winning the Ark's chat-up line contest, but instead of dating Esther, he sat down to a romantic, candlelit supper with Martha. >>>
Neb and Jez in celebrity God-off!
Neb and Jez in celebrity God-off!
Annoyed at Jezebel's flouting of the arkmate's service, God sent the Ark Angel Gabriel down to set things straight. >>>
Neb wins chat-up line contest
Neb wins chat-up line contest
In the bar, the male arkmates turned on the charm with a vengeance as John, Neb, Paul and Simon competed to produce the best chat-up line. >>>
Divine service threat by Canaanite queen
Divine service threat by Canaanite queen
The Ark's divine service tomorrow may come under fire from our two resident heathens, if a plot between Jezebel and Neb comes to fruition. >>>
Neb gives God lip. God Neb gives God lip. God "not pleased"
The Almighty is truly in an Old Testament mood: "What part of 'stay in the dining room' do you not understand, Neb?" he asked last night. >>>
Neb talks about gods and goo
Neb talks about gods and goo
Our resident megalomaniac, Nebuchadnezzar, faced a hard time as he finally met with God in the Crow's Nest. >>>
The King does The King
The King does The King
Neb put that rock'n'roll quiff to good use yesterday, as he gave an impromptu bravura rendition of a couple of Elvis Presley standards. >>>
Mesopotamian megalomaniac gets Bible-bashed
Mesopotamian megalomaniac gets Bible-bashed
Neb, the Ark's very own Babylonian big head, got more than he bargained for when he asked "So who was this Jesus dude?" in the kitchen last night. Martha, Simon Peter and Paul weighed in. >>>
 
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