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The bathroom

Day 25

When they awoke today, the Arkmates found subtle and miraculous changes had been made to the Ark. And it all happened while they were sleeping.

On the landing, a new carpet had been laid, and, in a surprisingly sentimental move, portraits of the first three arkmates to go, Joseph, Job and Eve, were hung on the landing walls.

On the animal deck, it appeared that the animals had been given several buckets of vitamins, granting them a more substantial and active look than before, while from the floor grating sinister tentacular appendages began to appear. What's in the cellar? Octopi or Great Old Ones? Aliens or Leviathans? Only time will tell.

Or maybe it won't.

The most spectacular alteration to the Ark was the opening of the stunning unisex bathroom, complete with cascading showers, a massage couch and chat-friendly (i.e. open plan) toilets. The opulent decor stunned the arkmates so much that they were unable to contain themselves – which is no surprise, since they've been containing themselves for the last three and a half weeks.

To explore the Ark and check out the new decor, click here!

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