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Jez and Esther

Day 19

Esther and Jezebel shared a Crow's Nest today, as they revealed to the Almighty their opinions of the Ark's men.

The Royal Babes agreed that the Ark's sample of manhood was universally juvenile. Samson was singled out for special opprobrium: "He has a MULLET!" observed Esther.

"Not one of my more successful creations," admitted God.

Meanwhile, Neb was dismissed by Jezebel as "dull" (Jezebel: "I'd have thought he would be a lot more promising"), but John the Baptist escaped some of the criticism as Esther and Jezebel agreed that he was "too much fun for a prophet."

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