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Simon P. figures out who's on the Ark
Simon Peter revealed in his journal today that he's only just figured out that Jonah isn't actually on the Ark ("been wondering why Jonah's been so quiet," he wrote).
Good to know that the Universal Church is safe in the hands of a man who's quick on the uptake.
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